Grandma Gets A Bump On The Head

Book 6 in the ‘Whatever Next, Grandma!’ series
ideal for ages 6-9 years

Grandma can’t understand why everyone seems so confused at the supermarket. It’s her shopping day and she’s got a long list.

What’s wrong with ‘three rags of frozen bees, two kilos of mopped minced feet, jammy toenuts and four sticky bums’?

And what is Gertrude the cat up to in the garden wearing Grandma’s clothes?

Enjoy lots of hilarious tongue-twisters from Grandma at her most bird-brained, and find out how Gertrude outwits some tricky thieves.

Buy Grandma Gets A Bump On The Head

ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 183802946X
ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-1-8380294-6-3

Available on Amazon and IngramSpark (for trade/wholesale)

Dr Abigail Swerdlow

Jack has talked about your book the whole way home, how it was excellent and he loves the muddled-up words. It is nice to see a book that can bring a smile to a child’s face, genuine joy in a story.

Sophia, age 8

I like to write short stories: these books give me ideas for how to write longer ones. I like the idea of a ‘scarecat!

Millie, age 8

I love the way Grandma adds more and more things to her list! I think these books will be enjoyed by everyone in the family.

Jack, age 8

I think my friends will enjoy this – it’s funny that Gertrude is cleverer that Grandma!

Esther, age 10

I really love these stories because Grandma is funny, kind and mad all at the same time!

Lulu, age 8

Grandma is a fussy person and I like that! She thinks everyone else is being ridiculous, but she’s getting it all wrong! It’s very funny.

I found it a very funny story. My favourite part was in the supermarket when Grandma got her words mixed up and when she wished people ‘mood gorning’. Younger children will enjoy a silly adult acting weird. I loved all the colourful adjectives.